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Today, is Sunday. You haven't been gone a week and I just realized I needed to feed Don Julio.
While you were taking care of other wildlife - baby gators - becoming one with nature, I damn near killed your fish.
I think your travels and my experiences while you are gone are going to be some bizarro, opposite, mirrored world reflection on one another. Please find and flirt with a very unattractive guy tomorrow. For me.
Today, is Sunday. You haven't been gone a week and I just realized I needed to feed Don Julio.
ReplyDeleteWhile you were taking care of other wildlife - baby gators - becoming one with nature, I damn near killed your fish.
I think your travels and my experiences while you are gone are going to be some bizarro, opposite, mirrored world reflection on one another. Please find and flirt with a very unattractive guy tomorrow. For me.
Haha I'll get right on that!
ReplyDelete...oh and there are lots of candidates here...
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